Please don’t. You are a valuable human being.

He’s a giganto arsehole.

I know! Isn’t it the best thing ever? So. Many. 3. Doors. Down. Jokes.

I live in Portland but don’t get the “Little Beirut” comment. Am I dense?

Me, too!

That made me LOL.

He simply showed Michelle so much respect and love. And he teared up! Shiznit. There’s no way tears aren’t gonna flow!

So many people turning to prayer today. :/

I KNOW! That’s exactly when I started crying!

Seriously, one of the greatest, if not the greatest. Him tearing up when he spoke of Michelle. Swoon.

I thought I was hot for Ron Cephas Jones before. But now I’m crazy for him. And Mahershala Ali. Yum.

I tore my ACL on a slope I had no business being on. I was a beginner and rode to the top of Big Mountain in Montana. NEVER BRING YOUR SKIS TO SIGHTESEE. Good reason to take Vicodin, however.

I was only outta my pjs to go to the store for rations. Beer, champagne, sausage. 2017 is gonna rawk.

I wish I could do DC. But, Portland, I’m in. Contact me if you are, too!

My feeling is an ED is much like any other addiction. As a recovering addict, I would say it ebbs and flows. My addiction amazes me by it’s presence-how I can be okay for months and then something will trigger me. Please be strong and shut off those voices in your head. Trust your true self. Be healthy. And reach out,…

Isn’t this a bit reminiscent of Muslims not allowing pictures of Mohammed?

The fibroid connection is fascinating. Sources?

My brother married our first cousin. Surprisingly, it wasn’t that weird as we lived in another state from all of our relatives. It’s weirder now that they’re divorced. :/

You’re the puppet.

As a teenager, I got so scared at a Haunted House, I peed my pants. I am really bad at suspense.