The entire thing is all kinds of fucked up. But ask yourself, would he write the same thing about a man?

Not to take away from the bullshit of all this but can we talk about the perfection that are her eyebrows?

Wait till you get the “U R an Old” ones.

I had a ligation at 26 and had to prove I was sure of it by going to a specific class. Best decision ever. I knew immediately after having my son that he was it.

I wet my pants at a Haunted House. I’m bad at scary. :(

WTF is unlimited vacation and sick time? Cuz I want some.

As my college boyfriend used to say, “Fuck the dumbshit”. That woman is ridiculous.

Try the Sweater Stone! It’s like pumice for your sweaters!

Totally disagree. A seven year old might understand the concept but that doesn’t change the feeling or the imagination. Just because your kid did it, doesn’t mean all kids can. Have some generosity of spirit.

I did, too. And my first thought was, “Why is Kylie with a white dude?”

OMG-I love that so much!

Tom Hanks is great in that movie. I feel the same way about baseball as his character does.

No! I didn’t! That’s awesome.

I jut watched it last weekend! It’s so good! And I still cried when the Western Union came with the telegrams that Betty Spaghetti’s husband died.

I’ve been with my husband for twenty years. We’ve faced alcoholism and recovery and much more. He’s the person I trust more than anyone in this world. I still love him something awful. Just do the work, you’ll be fine. Best wishes.

Fair.

Uh, this is social media.

I’m pretty sure I did this. It wasn’t a crawl space as much as a cave-like space in a basement. But the dude drove a 1964 Convertible Ford Falcon so I’m okay with my choices.

Right? Two people always like each other more than the third. My first dorm situation was a triple and I think the third one moved out within two weeks.

I am inordinately fascinated with the Donner Party.