THIS is why I come to Jezebel.

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I fucking hate “Wuthering Heights”. :/

You said it. Of course I instantly went to Google Images and searched “Young Brooke Shields”. Ugh.

I dunno. Who doesn’t have a sense of humor?

Let’s just hope it’s not Putin/polonium related. :/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/01/28/with-his-dying-words-poisoned-spy-alexander-litvinenko-named-putin-as-his-killer/

Quest uses a blend of erythritol and stevia.

My guess, an educated one, is they are drug addicts trying to support their habit. A more humane and inexpensive way to address crime related to addiction is treatment. And since addiction is a disease and crime is a symptom of that disease, it seems to me treatment is the only reasonable solution.

Except for the tattooed on eyeliner. :/

That was bril.

I think they’re referring to Michelle Obama’s speech.

Educate yourself.

TLDR

“Only” ovarian cancer.

Uh, no. Google ovarian cancer and talc.

WATCH HER IN “THE STATION AGENT” AND DIE HAPPY.

Oh, come on. Grow the fuck up. A threesome is hardly “kinky”. She spoke about a sexual encounter in an intelligent and transparent way because she appears to be a fully self-actualized woman. Keep your puritanical judgement to yourself.

MEN SHOULDN’T RAPE.

http://www.ada.org/en/member-center/oral-health-topics/meth-mouth