How is that Mickey Rourke? WTF?

So funny you wrote that. We had a Lab-Pit mix and when my step daughter was young, she’d say he was a “Lavender Pibble”.

Who is this? What does this mean?

I worked for a gastroenterologist years ago. We had a patient who took doxycycline without water one night. It burned a perfect circle into her esophagus. Amazing.

I thought maybe this was going to turn into an East Coast/West Coast beef. :/

Except it’s John JACOB Jingleheimer Schmidt!

My kid has actually thanked me for making it easier to love his dad and his step-mom. There’s never anything wrong with more people loving your kid.

It’s not family first; it’s self-protection.

Also. get the hard, plastic (half-ish) insoles from Nordstrom that keep your feet from sliding forward. As a high arched person, it really helps.

Now I have to go down the Mucha rabbit hole!

Thank you! I love the painting, too. It's been my email name for twenty years. Back when AOL was my ISP, I was trying to use my name and all versions were taken so I looked around my desk and caught sight of June and bingo! I think she's lovely.

Try Revlon "Vixen".

Love the comparison to the Fremont Troll!

No, it's really not. Be a strong woman who has relationships with people who respect women. Kids learn what is shown to be important in their immediate world. My son is awesome. And if he ever disrespected a woman, both his parents and his step-mom would kick his ass.

Really good point. My dad flipped when I wore an open-weave sweater that (kinda) showed my bra. He would have kicked my ass if I brought up plastic surgery.

Before access to birth control and when women breast fed exclusively, women's cycles would naturally be suppressed. There's evidence suggest having fewer periods over a lifetime is healthier overall.

I once threw a bag of dog poo at an oncoming car. Too be fair, he refused to slow down for my 15 yr-old dog to cross the street so fuck him. But, still, could be misinterpreted.

I was hesitant to read this in case the headline was sarcastic.

Right? I just say, "Sorry, involuntary response to bullshit".

You're a better person than I am.