Can this man not afford a decent tailor?

My mother pronounces "fluid" in the weirdest way.

Aww, thanks for saying that.

He may become unhappy or dissatisfied, true. But a person's essential honesty and integrity doesn't change. Me, I can only hope I would talk it out and not cheat. Him, no. Him, I trust.

Srsly. Do they even like each other? There is something undiagnosed in both of them. And, while not physically abusive, they are terrible parents.

Totally agree. I also think I would know if he were terribly unhappy. Communication, people.

Not everyone cheats, honest. I have been with my husband 20 years. Yes, we had a couple threesomes back in the day but it was all consensual. I love him a big, fat ton and, truly, he simply wouldn't lie to me. I trust him with myself more than anyone. The essence of whom one is doesn't change. He's an honest,…

Am I the only person on earth who didn't realize Candace and Kirk are siblings?

I figured they didn't have enough spray paint for the entire sign and were conserving. Thanks for helping me out!

Only if you're a thoughtful adult.

They can have their dicks to themselves.

Mine, too. And it never agrees with anyone.

I think you misunderstood me. It was the sexy time phrasing that is so unappealing. You sound so, uh, passive. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Just I like a little more mutual power dynamics.

I don’t know about sicker but def fucked up.

You’re really not making your case stronger. “Give them sex”? How about giving of each other?

You are totes my fav today.

Huh?

I love that he asks the woman if she is okay. My cold, dead heart just grew a tiny bit.

Goat cheese and apples. Yum. Apples and marion berry habanero goat cheese. Oh. My. God. I'm dead.

How does someone young look so old?