Thank you for such a thoughtful and thorough response.

Me, too! I am forming crystals in my urine. Did they put you on a special diet, like, no strawberries? Any others recs?

I was surprised he was married. Truly.

I love him! Thanks for including him 'cuz I just followed him!

What does following do?

Does it hurt him? Yes! But it lasts a lot longer and the regrowth is softer, especially long term. And, yes, expensive, but, I think, worth it!

I encountered one. And I liked it very much. So clean!

Except they can't/won't eat them. In case they're poisoned/infected. :/

Maybe they can't prove criminally it was him? I don't know. I'm with you.

It might just be the difference from being able to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that he did it. Civil cases have lower burdens of proof.

Cosign.

Well, I'm in Portland and want to have a drink with all of youse!

The best kind of tea party.

For what? Can you say without self-risk?

Yes! I am 51 and recently orgasmed from rear penetration for the first time. Evah!

I might be a tad pessimistic but her continued comfort relies on her “believing” him.

I once locked my 6 month old in the car with the keys. At a job interview for a nanny position. Funny, I didn't get the job. :/

I wouldn't say "huh". I would say "fuck the hell off".

Reynard, for someone who went to law school...honestly! The diaphragm prevents the semen from entering the cervix; it doesn't hold the semen in. Most of the ejaculate comes out just like having sex without a diaphragm. But BoobPunchTina is right-on. They can shoot across a room.