I have been arguing this same thing for years. The more secure you make a child feel, the less needy they become because they know you will always provide for them. This is why I despise the "don't spoil the baby by picking them up when they cry" theorists. A baby fusses when they don't know they're going to be fed,…

The. best. line. ever.

I am not a jealous person by nature. But I am so jealous of Tracey. I suck.

That’s jail.

"Let's make that thermos a bit more Irish."

I seriously just spit, not coffee, spit, on my computer screen.

Your father rawks!

Do you think "Manager's Choice" means "Oreos"?

Don't two negatives make a positive?

Just because you don’t understand what someone writes doesn’t make the writer ignorant. You showed your ass the moment you lost your cool. I am far superior in intelligence, composure and skillz.

She was born.

Could you at least recommend my posts if you're going to stalk me?

Jay Zed

I did worse last night. :/

May I quote you? I just had to take a break from a FB post and look at pretty things on Pinterest to calm down.

I feel ya, sister. I had to beg-text my housemate to get me outta a date with a substantially younger, patchouli smelling dude just last week.

Trick learned in jail: place oranges in a sock and whack on the head. That's why socks were taken away.

Your daughter, the unicorn? Unicorns cry?

Typical. Catfishing.

I love peeing and avoiding yeast infections, too. Twinsies!