You're a little excited. I am starting to think this entire ennui thing is a farce.

Thanks, Obama.

I love you. 4 realz.

Goodwill! And in fun colors, too!

I resent the "sheroes" bullshit. Why can't women simply be heroes?

Because the only thing women are good for is pleasing their papi. What the actual fuck.

He could also simply acknowledge his wretchedness without any legal pressure. Or perhaps his wife could.

Chronic pain is wearing to your psyche. I have an old friend who met his wife on OK Cupid and they're perfect for each other. And he's a pain in the ass! Get your toes wet.

Then, girl, we gots to find you some self-esteem. As a recovering addict, I find even minor victories can help build me up. Got outta bed this morning? Who-hoo! Remembered my earbuds? Fucking awesome! Actually brushed my hair before leaving the house? Today is gonna be a great day! And, remember, it's the media who…

That's what I meant by "trying so hard to be a slutty-slut". No real possibilities though I'm considering going substantially younger in age. Yeah, when I was younger, I was so concerned with what others thought of my sexuality. I wish I would have just ran around naked with my firm, lithe body and hooked up with…

Or they're just fucking assholes.

Absolutely. Thank you for the explanation. I figured that's what you meant but sometimes the trolls are out. (And I love to slay them.) By the way, I am so trying to be a slutty slut right now.

That doesn't make sense because one can only have the worry if one has spread their legs. So they are, indeed, hypocrites and only their "moral" decisions should have no repercussions.

Expound, please. I'm unsure whether you're being serious.

I miss the days of being a sexy-times teen. :/

I hear you. But, I'm not living right now. But, Goddamn it, when I start living again, I'm gonna live the hell outta it. Multiple times.

Exactly. But since they practice abstinence, that would never happen.

I hear you, girlfriend. But if her 16 year old daughter got pregnant, would she sneak her off to a private M.D.? My guess is yes.

I wish I was a lesbian libtard feminist slut right this second. Or at least a very loud, Brooklyn whore. Right this second.

Don't have sex? NO! It's all I want to have. 'Cuz I'm a tramp.