I seriously do not understand women who think this way. Have they never worried they were accidently pregnant and the repercussions of having a baby at a difficult time? When I was young, even while using birth control, I worried about this all the time. And had friends who did as well. And I won't even start about…

The formerly named "Munchausen's Syndrome".

Ja'ime!

That was my exact thought! Danger! Mr. Yuck!

True. I think the blood only begins to smell once it's exposed to the air, correct? So the cup would be superior in that regard.

Please don't mention this to FutureWikipediaEntry. Or bears. Or glue.

Just stole that, thank you very much.

I believe marionberry is a cross between a blackberry and a blueberry. But I don't care what it is 'cuz it's delicious! And I don't even like pie crust but I love this ice cream.

am currently jamming on Tillamook Marionberry Pie. It's super yummy.

I don't think we have Blue Bell in the Pacific NW. Are you pulling my leg? Banana Pudding ice cream exists?

"Nigel's short penis" is more accurate.

I'm OCD so I always read the articles oldest-to-newest. You have no idea how excited I was to get to this one. She is awesome.

And it was essentially a noise issue! Fuck! Get over it, people have parties and gatherings. Buy headphones, motherfucker. I am so sickened by his actions that night and post trial.

Assholes cats are the best!

You obviously don't live in the Pacific NW as doggy daycare has been a huge thing for hipsters for years. I hate Portland.

This scares the living fuck out of me.

So many stars to you and your big, awesome, empathetic heart. I hate that this happened for the parents especially.

Boy, we're a bunch of cynical bastards, aren't we? I laughed, dejectedly, at this.

I feel you. I've made it clear all I want from my parents is the "God Bless This House" light switchplate that originally belonged to my grandmother. From my grandmother, all I wanted was some costume jewelry she used to wear to church when she "dressed up". I still cherish it 25 years later.

Don't be such a boob punch, Tina.