Actually, I have loads of pics of my kid titled "Cutest Baby Evah", "Cutest Baby Evah1", "Cutest Baby Evah2", etc. This simply proves my son was the cutest baby evah.

Actually, I have loads of pics of my kid titled "Cutest Baby Evah", "Cutest Baby Evah1", "Cutest Baby Evah2", etc. Simply proves my son was, indeed, the cutest baby evah.

I drink green juice but I would never drink Tropicana green juice. :/

I want to see it!

I was born an old, cranky woman when it come to practical jokes.

That is horrible. So horrible. The bride obviously learned to kiss from watching romance movies because nobody bends their neck quite that far. This is so scary; from the wedding in front of hundreds of strangers to the mother-of-the-bride's bad perm. That was intimate? Wow. Wow. Wow.

Look at your link.

I ain't white. (You said "bjs.gov". Snicker.)

XOXO

I actually like the Crosstrek. I really liked the Outbacks, yes, before they became SUVs. A friend of mine traded in their Passat wagon for and loves it.

Well, if by "people" you mean "lesbians", true. (And, it's a joke, people! Some of my best friends are lesbians!)

Pitch it, girl!

I didn't even finish reading this as I got so excited you're from Seattle! Me, too. That's why we're simpatico.

Men don't have to worry as much about their physical safety.

Your statement makes me recall a summer night I was walking on Capitol Hill in Seattle with my brother and sister-in-law. On arriving home, my SIL pointed out both her and I turned around to notice the man following behind us while my brother was oblivious. Men don't have to worry about their safety as much as women.

Best way to get pregnant: go cross-country skiing all day, stop for a big, messy burger then go bowling until midnight, think you're too tired to have sex then have sex even though you're too tired to use your diaphragm. Bam. Awesome kid.

Duh.

What the hell kinda car is Blac Chyna driving? A Mary Kay car?

Unfortunately, it was also neon.

Thanks, Obama.