I can't even finish reading this as I am so grossed out.

It's not a stage. Per Neuroscientist Scott Barry Kaufman, your dorsolateral prefrontal cortex might be smaller than average. That's the area of the brain that filters curse words. Mine has shrunken to naught.

Man, if you're finding better porn for peeps, find me some.

But sex is so good and fun. Makeup is pretty but such a chore.

I wish I could have witnessed that. Beautiful.

You're a good egg, Anna.

You should go one Yelp and check out the rest of them. I couldn't find my favorite but they're mostly pretty funny.

Sorry, Emmiesue. I saved them as I was trying to creep out an old friend. They're actually for a good cause-to bring attention to overfishing of the oceans. But I only want you to feel good-funny.

Where did I say doctors are idiots? Actually read my responses and you may learn something. As I stated, I was a counselor at Planned Parenthood so perhaps saw things you have not. Just because you haven't experienced it doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Women screw up their LMPs all the fucking time and, without an…

Now I'm wondering if I've ever gotten a lady boner. Yeah, I have.

Perfect description: "I want to single white female her".

I know, right? I not only want to dress like her but when I see her, I want to rub myself all over her 'cuz she is so sexy and soft yet strong. She looks amazing.

My vagina is almost always gaping.

I don't know what happened. It just seemed unfair to jump to a conclusion. I'm nothing if not a superhero for the underdog!

Well, Gillian is pretty freakin' hot, especially in "The Fall", where she dresses exactly how I would if I were rich. How about this?

Okay, fricking pregnant ladies. Was that immediately upon learning you were pregnant or did you have to schedule it? She probably told her husband as soon as she was aware. ALL I WAS SAYING WAS IT WAS POSSIBLE IT WAS HER HUSBAND'S BABY.

My freshman year of college we played "She's a Bad Mama Jama" about a billion times. But people were home. And they frowned on it. Severely frowned on it. :/

The only time blackface is funny is if the police actually think they're a black person and shoot them.

Super like. I am currently trying to explain Grim Yelp Reviews to my mother. She doesn't see nearly the humor in them as I do. She keeps asking irrelevant questions like, "Where was that restaurant?" It doesn't matter, Mom, it's funny no matter where it is!