I love those inadvertent misreadings of comments. They sometimes make me laugh louder or pay more attention than the actual comments.

Doctors don't usually do ultrasounds that early. You cannot tell the sex of the baby that early, insurance frequently won't pay for more than one in healthy pregnancies so they wait until ~14-16 weeks.

An ultrasound is a an accurate procedure that measures size of the fetus and generally isn't done that early for a normal pregnancy. Judging by LMP isn't always. Some women do bleed after initial conception so mistakenly think they had a period. Doctors, if they do a physical exam that early, can really only see that…

All I'm saying is that the timing is close. He could have been gone only ~10 weeks and she could be miscalculating. It seems insane she would tell him 8 weeks when he's been gone 12. But you win.

I know. I was trying to elaborate on the possibilities but it seemed too complicated to explain. Though, really, it's still possible it was her husband's baby. At that early stage, she could have just been confused. Women frequently say they're "a month pregnant" when that's virtually impossible to know.

And I'm visiting my parents so running around topless is frowned upon. :/

Except pregnancy dates are made from Last Menstrual Period (LMP) which means she was

Subtly brilliant.

I am in my fav flannel pajama bottoms, on the couch, eating Hershey's Kisses with almonds. I've got big boobs so always have a shirt on otherwise I'd be covered in melted chocolate.

Mark-you and your "Squees" are some of my favorite things in this life. XOXO

The odd thing is I have no idea how or why I found it. There are about six reviews of KCJ on Yelp. This was very succinct and I think gives a good overall view of her experience.

Review of King County Jail in Seattle, WA. Given one star:

Ridic. Kat is trying to extend her 15 minutes of not-really-fame-other-than-she-slept-with-Sandra-Bullock's-husband. Go away.

I want to be you!

I was upset because my cousin was assistant directing a play and I promised him I would be there. I was super frustrated and I always cry when frustrated. But I get what you're saying.

I am constantly raving about Shosh! She's my fav. I was resistant to "Girls" until the accidental smoking of the crack scene.

I do it in public bathrooms, too!

So true! The first time I visited NYC I got completely lost trying to find a small theater in Greenwich. I was crying, kinda silently, and this very nice woman saw me and gave me directions. I always tell people the same thing-New Yorkers may not be overtly friendly but they'll help you out in a pinch!

The willingness of people to do surprising/idiotic/disgusting things is a given. New words in my vocabulary do not appear every day!

"a punnet of organic berries"