NHL: “We’d like to invite you out to an awards show where you’ve been nominated to win an award because of your brave stance on coming forward about your mental illness, addictive personality, and alcohol abuse.”

If Kenan Thompson was actually Steve Harvey then I would like Steve Harvey

I’m glad we can take this moment to reinforce the truth that Keenan Thompson... is good.

Have no idea where you got LOVABLE from.

All time top 5 Ducks:

0% chance he gets into the HOF, he’s not even a top 5 Duck let alone a generational talent

It’s a they’re dead joke

The ocean is exceedingly large.

“Fuck no I’m not paying you for this. a) That was like 20 years ago and b) I said Big POPPA.”

Pictured: Mickey Callaway

Fitting that the tweet sounds like it came from a bot

#FleeTheNorth

What Does Kawhi Leonard Want?

To have fun and know where you’re sitting at.

You know after he bought it and left everyone in the store high-fived each other and then they closed up early.

God damn respect to whoever figured out they could take something that wouldn’t sell for $19.95 at Spencer’s gift and rebrand it at three quarters of one million US dollars and sell 30 of them.

Yeah, not one shot fired in three minutes of footage. Seems nice.

Now we know what it takes for a black man not to get shot by a cop—19,000 witnesses.

It’s a genuinely sad way to end the Warriors’ time in Oakland. It’s too bad they decided to adopt Silicon Valley’s mantra of “move fast and break things” at just the wrong time.

Come on, be fair. If he didn’t call the timeout and get the technical, he would’ve given his team even less chance of winning. The only way the Warriors could extend the game was by getting the technical.

Had to be the adrenaline. This is anecdotal but I was once playing a pickup game and on a non contact play, simply landing from a rebound, had a tibial plateau fracture. Broken leg. I knew I tweaked something but made it three more series up and down because it was fun and competitive but then absolutely collapsed…