Counterpoint: In the case of an actual emergency, this president is the last person you’d want to inform until it was absolutely necessary.

Chelsea Clinton pointed out on Twitter that when her father was in office and she needed to reach him, she would call the White House operator and they would put her through to him, wherever he was. The notion that the PRESIDENT OF THE GODDAMN UNITED STATES would be unreachable is bonkers. What if there’s a bombing or…

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that that woman doesn’t have a job to lose.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “You want a drink?” The horse says, “I think not,” and promptly vanishes.

management & nonexempt_employee gets my vote

It’s a risk I’m willing to take, especially shooting them forward right before a turn. 

A) that’s racist. Also, concentration camps, so extra racist. What’s wrong with you?

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

Butter Dish Energy

“Me”, and “restaurants I love.”

Was the joke lame? Yes
Was the joke racist, homophobic/transphobic, anti-Semitic or etc? Nope 
Is it worth getting fired over? Nope

It was a Piston’s game. No one was watching. 

ok boomer

Eh - all you’re doing at that point is hurrying through the scan to stand in line on the jetway.

you’re dumb phone is already slowing me down, how about do your job and just print your pass and have it be scanned in a fraction of a second instead of fumbling around, oops the screen just went to sleep, stupid finger print reader, dang put the wrong pin in, hold on. Just scan the paper and get out of the way

The probability of something going wrong with a digital boarding pass is about the same as the probability of dropping your boarding pass. Especially if your airline allows you to store the boarding pass in the Wallet (or whatever the Android equivalent is).

“I can talk to myself in peace, practicing arguments that I may have one day, or replaying things that I should have said. I can listen to whatever music I want to, or talk on my (hands free) phone without worry.”

Perhaps the melting of the ice caps will hasten the end of this incredible selfishness.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

We rarely know everything behind a stranger’s situation. Maybe she had a death in the family and booked last-minute tickets to attend the funeral. Maybe another family member just called to say they’re suicidal or in desperate medical condition, and she dropped everything and booked the only seats she could grab.