Neither does his mom.
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Luke should be required to use this as his Cover Letter for his first year after college.
Who’s disgusting baseball chin is this?
More for this one ^ please
Calling the first Bush Administration “chickenshit” is the hottest of hot takes.
I make $86/hour working from home too.
Credit where credit is due, I quite enjoyed that one. Any time you can get Bill Simmons and any Boston sports team trounced in the same sentence, I’m all in.
(yawns)
“Only 5-10% of Thanksgiving turkeys are beheaded ISIS style. In 2008, Sarah visited a turkey farm. How’d that go?”
Yeah, but is Lebron providing the “Lithium” laptop batteries in addition to tuition?
Yep. He also wasn’t getting to the wall quick enough so we was jumping more back than up. If he took a better route he might have had a shot at a few of those regardless of his height.
This call is magical. The moment right before Donvan strikes the ball, Cantor honestly sounds like he’s going to die from the excitement of the moment.
A 21-year old getting arrested for disorderly conduct is basically a rite of passage. I’m not a Clemens fan necessarily, but this if this is the worst you can dig up on his kids getting in trouble, he’s raising them just fine.
I couldn’t even pay attention to the rest of the montage after this line. Tremendous, A+ chirping right there.
“His bandmates, on the other hand—whose names you probably couldn’t call up from memory if I paid you—”
*Reads first paragraph*
I’m a Kings season-ticket holder so I’ve seen my fair share of the Ducks the last few years. Never crossed my mind that it was a duck foot until today.
Please don’t ever use the words “frontal” and “Tommy Lasorda” in the same sentence ever again.