“Don’t have sex with your students” seems like a really easy rule not to break. And yet...

“Oh you won’t sleep with me? You must be a fucking slut!”

Honestly? I can’t even imagine this. As a teenager, hell, even as an adult, I was always hesitant to approach (i.e. never really did) someone I didn’t really know because I never wanted to make her uncomfortable. Because in reality, even if you’re the nicest guy in the world, you’re still a stranger who’s suddenly…

I have a situation like this. A guy I have told no to 27 times. He regularly texts me and then asks me why I didn’t reply. BECAUSE I’VE ALREADY SAID NO 27 TIMES!

FUCK EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO THOUGHT THAT. JUST FUCK THEM

I want to slap everyone who is questioning why the child was out that late with her mother. If the mother went to someone’s house to do hair, what is the problem with her bringing her child with her? If she is a single mother, what else is she supposed to do? Fucking people.

“Why can’t women be honest and just tell a guy no?”

Someone broke into my dad’s car years ago, and they actually did take all the loose change from his cup holders and scattered around the place. Didn’t damage anything, left the car radio, but dutifully collected every single coin. Did the same thing to like a dozen other cars in the neighbirhood over the course of the…

You should see my balls.

I disagree, I think you should only care what other people think of you, and I say this as a professional Sociologist. Remember, C. Wright Mills says that your only value is in understanding how people perceive you. You have all taken a big step today, by voicing how you are perceived. The next step is to stop being…

I think you should give talks at middle schools

IDK none of them addressed the perception that they might like pumpkin spice like SOME heroes

I literally stopped breathing at the sight of her. I was just like a big dumb dude who imagines he saw the most magical, beautiful girl in the world.

Aw thanks :)

Bobby finger looks like Ryan Gosling with AIDS

She's so fucking pretty! I can't deal.

Uh... Is this... Are you sure... Nah. Nope. Nope. Bye.

Damn this is really sad. No snark from me here. We all get indoctrinated in some form of belief system in our lives, doesn’t have to be religion.

Remind me again why Scientology is considered a religion and not a cult in the US?

“The fundamental difference between the sexes is one of them can kill the other with their bare hands.”