Maybe we could trade him for that poor bastard who’s being beaten to death for having a blog?

$300,000 bail? It’s good thing he doesn’t have the means to flee the country, it would really hurt for a Saudi prince to lose that kind of cash.

Aaaand nothing will come of this, that is if he even sticks around. If we have proven anything, it’s that rich people have a different set of laws. Really rich people even more so.

Court records show he will appear in Los Angeles Superior Court on October 19.

Incidentally, in the state of New York you have to sign a paper promising you won’t shake your baby before you leave the hospital. It’s good, because it’s part of a larger program to educate parents that shaking a baby can be harmful or deadly, and simple advice to help parents calm themselves down to keep them and…

True!

As an avowed feminist who is also a man and deals with issues in my everyday life that feminism helps me address (ie. body positivity, sex positivity, refuting toxic aspects of masculinity in society) it really breaks my heart that “men’s rights” and “men’s” anything has become synonymous with misogyny. And it sucks…

Someone once came up to me at an exhibition and said that she’d always been nervous about exhibiting her work because she didn’t think it was good enough, but seeing my work on the walls made her feel a lot better about her own. I don’t think she even meant it in a mean way but I still laughed about it afterwards.

You got two in one! Insulted, and a honking great warning that he was still hung up on his ex. Oh joy!

Fucking Keith, man.

“I like that you’re not as ambitious as my ex. She never had enough time for me.”

Ugh. Keith.

I got a weird variation on that, “Pretty eyes, thick thighs, WHAT A SURPRISE.” I don’t even really know what the fuck that means.

My older sister was always “the pretty one” (I was “the smart one”) and it took me years to realize that they weren’t mutually exclusive! And all those dates I thought were really random? Weren’t! Those dudes actually liked me!

Every now and then guys will ask me if these are my “real eyes.” I’m pretty sure they’re asking if they’re colored contacts, like you said, but I’ve gotten to the point where I always reply, “No, I carved them out of a dead hobo’s skull.” It’s just confusing and off-putting enough to make them leave me alone.

“Most men don’t like women who have a body like yours, but I’m not most men.”

I’ve heard that one from two different man babies.

I don’t know if this counts, but one of my best friends is married to a total ass. A real loser. But I love her, so I deal.

The husband and I were at a bar, which was having a karaoke night. We’d had a bit to drink (it was our first night away from our new baby, so we were taking advantage of this big time). This particular night was the finals for a competition, so the singers were actually good. After listening to the hopefuls tear it…

“Your English is great. You almost sound totally American. It's nice to hear someone actually try.”

“You look very clean today.”