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Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition
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I gave my vote to Derek Jeter because he has 5 Gold Gloves.

“We will, however, never tolerate a reporter placing his hands on a young woman just trying to do her job

Get a sense of humor you puritanical unfunny assholes.

Lighten up - it’s a halloween costume...

I guess we should just be grateful he didn’t go as Kirk Lazarus.

I know in this day and age, we're supposed to take sides in everything. But I'm damn proud of both Reid and Jenkins

Timing checks out...a streaks guide for the olds is a sure confirmation that teens are bailing on Snapchat.

It’s got more difficult to do this because of anti-spam technologies such as DKIM.

ideals long espoused by conservatives: free minds, free markets and free people.

Gonna venture to say it has something to do with the stupid changes they keep making.

Im sure MAGA Twitter will completely ignore this and in no way try to link Colin to being a Muslim Extremist.

The timing of this was pretty extraordinary:

You should probably tell this to Germany as the Iron Cross is still a national symbol and the Emblem of their entire modern Military.

Derp, blurp gurp. I’m an idiot. Can we just move past this and pretend it didn’t happen?

When did Ray Wert come back to Jalopnik?

it’s likely the same reason a ‘rare’ bmw in the states could be less targeted than a more common toyota camry— prevalence makes it easier to strip it and sell the parts faster.

The reason behind this indefinite leave of absence is because they couldn’t cover this up like the other times he got in trouble. This made national news, and nascar had to do something to save face.

Makes sense that he would do this, since my middle school health teachers always said people used drugs and alcohol to escape reality.

We had a long talk about how fat wasn’t something you are, but rather just something that everyone has. Some people have more and some people have less. And I tried to talk to her about how she is strong and athletic and how her body does exactly what it’s supposed to.

If Tony Gwynn played in this era, he would have been shifted down to a .275 hitter.