So I guess church is out tomorrow.

7 years here. Part of what I miss is all the games. Hidden bottles, trips to the basement to "check on the furnace" I was also great at doing laundry. I did laundry in the basement more than any man. Folded it down there too. I was a rotten SOB. At least once I am sure my wife smelled it in me but I always countered…

Let's be fair, you can blame most single-car accidents on trees that swerve into oncoming traffic, sleeping stop signs and ditches making illegal u-turns.

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

Oh look, another "Isn't fast food gross!?" article. There just aren't enough of these out there already, we needed another.

I would eat this.

You sound so sophisticated.

Pffft- Applebee's is for the peasants. Ruby Tuesdays if you want a real high class experience.

Burger King and their corporate money overlords have found it's a hell of a lot more profitable to license all the shit they sling rather than make it themselves. I'm sure Dow does the same with Napalm.

My apologies for being a motor-mouth...er...-typist, if that's a thing.

The NFL, man.

They teach telling, not spelling, down at the short bus school.

Ya know, if he just says he jumped off a balcony to save his niece from drownng, he winds up with a valid excuse and he's a hero! Win-Win! What could go wrong?

Rondo isn't exactly known for being mild-mannered, but it may be too early still to accuse him of any kind of coverup.

TRAMAPOLINE! TRABOPOLINE!

From time working as an EMT in LA County, I can attest that the trampoline parks are one of the most consistent causes of broken bones in the region. I don't know how these places are not made illegal. When out of shape weekend dads take their kids to these things it is a recipe for disaster. You see some unique…