Treon Harris: Nah nah nah, nah nah nah.

CAL? CAL?

*immediately puts $50 down on 72 year old Willis Reed beating up entire 2014/15 Laker team.

Ok, I would definitely drive 3-4 hours for some fried deliciousness so thank you!

The Chicago bench, from this day forward known as all the kings horses and all the kings men.

Well done!

Trygve Lief Bjorkstam? Probably saving up to buy more vowels.

Harvin: Hello new Jets teammates. I look forward to beating, I mean meeting you all.

*throws away Titanic: Fastest Voyage Ever hat.

In other news Gucci news, Gucci Mane is still guilty.

Queue 70's porn music.

At least he didn't get faked out of his jock strap.

THAT is why you fail, Dan.

Can't imagine how disappointed his wife was when he said he was bringing home the wood.

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A bit more subtle than handing him child support papers, methinks.

John - Officials

Gin and wine. 24 years later. I still stick by my decision.

I'm only gonna tell you this one time...stay off the drugs.