It would be better if he were driving the jet from earlier in his career.

How cool would it be if he was actually driving a Titan?

The incident marked the first time Shonn Greene has ever sped away from someone trying to catch him.

It's so cute when you take internet comments so seriously

When the Duck Dynasty brothers are considered the smart ones. I shouldn't expect any creativity from LSU.

Probably the worst collection of signs ive ever seen at a college gameday show. Guess I shouldn't expect a ton of creativity from people in Louisiana, but come on.

God, I'm so goddam sick of these shameless, self-glorifying prostitutes, smiling as they drape themselves in whorish iniquity, posing and preening like they aren't way past their sell-by date. But hey, at least one of their freshmen got to take photographs with a porn actress.

Well the NCAA did say he will go pro in something other than sports.

Harris: "So is this going to be on ESPN and stuff?"

"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by inconsistent suspensions. Who's gonna do it? You? You, DeMaurice Smith? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Janay Palmer and you curse the Ravens. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not…

Seems like a nasty trend lately to leave shitty tips.

Waitress: This is the best tip ever!

You know someone fucked up when it brings together a Zen master and a nihilist.

Of all of the takes today, Phil's is the hottest, the reddest, and the most peppery.

"and at the start of the match they were loud enough to be picked up by the mics"

Unsurprisingly, Rose was the only one on the court who didn't have a knee-jerk reaction.

Usually when an entire bench runs somewhere it's because Boris Diaw is being subbed out.

What reasonable term could we use to replace it with?

In my personal experience, people who order "artisanal anything" tend to be pretentious douchehats Blake Lively.