Monty Burns is FIFA? The energy industry will make tons of money from having night games....o my gawd...that was the plan the entire time. He is FIFA!

But the sun is not there and that could help.

that's actually Charlie Frye

the official report detailed two horrible shooting ranges.

"Trygve Lief Bjorkstam!"

Police must have begged the dealer for an alias.

Are you serious? You don't need more context to see the defender off balance, while the fullback is launching head first. Why would the K State defender launch into a blocker?

The defender is like that because the QB just slipped away from him. The fullback came in head low from yards away.

I cant be the only one waiting for the phrase "cunt punt" to appear somewhere in that craziness, right?

Also, my self-esteem is in the red

"LET'S HAVE AN BAD-ASS PARTY" > "All your base are belong to us."

What just happened

- Randle: Listen, rookie. I need you to help me out on this. I need to grab a few things at the store, but I forgot my wallet at the stadium. Here's what you're gonna do, rookie: stand at the front of the store, wave your arms, make a commotion - just make sure the security guard doesn't notice while I grab what I…

Dammit - we don't actually get to see the meat-in-mouth-moment. I suppose you want to keep it SFW and all =[

She said "That's not the first time I've heard that."

DeHoff- Okay, I think I'll have the entendre burger... You know what? Fuck it. Make it a double.

Ben: I refuse to sit next to you as you continue to make a mockery of our heritage.

C'mon Shelly. There's gotta be a safer place than your shirt pocket to keep that check Snyder wrote for you.