Sent him flying straight back to Zamunda on that one.

Henceforth, known as Lance Uppercut.

Enough! No more towel on towel violence.

Momma? Daddy? Why'd you name me Sideline?

Well done!

I'm Kahl Drogo. And I approve this message.

Damn near pornographic. Woman's bent knee parts.

I'm mad as hell, but I'll take a contract extension to take it anymore.

I see, but when I harass Lorenzo Lamas for being an overrated fuckface, it's all restraining orders and such.

At least he wasn't being a woman to a barber in a dick shop.

You wouldn't mind driving some to me in Dallas, would you?

This should be a slogan for the upcoming elections. I'm (fill in the blank). And I would eat this!

+1

Aerosmith not music? Dream on pal!

A simple "no" would have sufficed but, thank you.

Was this a Monster Jam event?

Oh please. Everyone knows he broke it while simultaneously punching his wife and beating his kid.

Your 7th grade English teacher would body slam you if they read this.

Ladies and gentlemen, the legendary Terry Kath!