Nobody said anything about juju eyeballs, did they?

Well that would explain Greg Oden's dick pic.

This just in...Wilbon and Cowherd have been retroactively suspended for 4 weeks each.

No more apples in the vending machine, please!

Go to your room! Somebody had to tell you.

Ooh. Zinged! How does South Park remain so fresh after all these years? Now where is that nice Mr. Blackwell to diss Dan Snyder's fashion sense.

Baggarly: Oh! Me so sorry. Me beat you long time.

Rod Carew cries softly and rocks himself to sleep in a fetal position.

Guilder Rodgriguez Gets First Big League Hit After 1,095 Games In Minors. Immediately Sent Back To Minors.

Agreed. Doesn't it say in the bible "If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, pick up the closest brick and beat the shit out of them"? Or something to that effect.

Punk=ass cheap? Must be the new math.

Don't you see people? Chris Baker.. Adrian Peterson.. Ray Rice...BENGHAZI! Repent! Repent I tells ya!

Well, you did use the word egregious, so I'm going to have go ahead and believe you.

Ain't you had enuff witty banter yet?

Martin Grammatica'd

I understand. He's feels self entitled just like me.

Its just entitled. Self is implied.

Nah! Good stuff bro! Enjoy!

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