Fisher: Then its STRAIGHT to bed young man! No supper and no X Box!

Amateurs. I'll beat them so badly they'll never play football again.

You write like people talk. I like that.

+1

Top shelf stuff!

And ESPN reports how his suspension affects the game line by 17. That's the gambling line on college football. The hypocrisy of the hypocrisy is astounding.

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Wait! Stop people! We're losing focus here. We all know who we should be angry at and its Obama!

Texas, I can't lie to you about your chances but, you have my sympathies.

Now domestic posies? Fuck them!

Deadspin became TMZ so quickly I hardly noticed.

Diet Coke. Well she may as well have ordered side of heroin for her little one.

Not the Radisson! That only leaves Super 8 & Quality Inn on my super points card.

Deadspin became TMZ so fast I hardly noticed.

Jetsequence? Jetsequence.

Wait, I just flew in from the moon. What happened this past week?

At least it would have improved his handicap.

Somebody just told her it's not butter.