I've always liked this one.

Here's a cool old tune called "Beginnings", from The Chicago Transit Authority, who later shortened their named to Chicago. Always had a great horn section.

IT PUTS THE APOLOGY ON ITS PODCAST OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

That has nothing on Ryan Braun's JewJew Eyeballs.

He wear no shoe shine either.

Colin Cowherd is John Lithgow's character from Footloose.

Start here. And here. This was the next day and they were already calling Wilbon out and complimenting the more intelligent Aldridge. The day of the shooting articles are below. Handy search function right up there on the left.

Word!

There have been cases where teams deliberately prevented starters from playing to avoid paying bonuses. Back when the Montreal Expos existed, in one particular season Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd had a bonus in his contract if he got 32 starts. In the last week of the season, his 32nd start was taken away to "give younger…

You just pitched the movie that will finally make Ryan Reynolds a legit movie star.

Well yeah, just because you clean the rug doesn't mean you got everything out. Sometimes you've got stains, stuff so deep it never ever leaves.

Unfortunately in the U.S., it's a fucking cottage industry.

In their defense, Cowherd and Wilbon are simply trying to uphold the journalistic integrity that ESPN has come to expect in their employees.

"The privilege of the living is to mis-quote the dead" - Ben franklin

One of the very few constants in American society. Yay tradition.

This is basically the devaluing(idk if that's a word) of black life. This sadly continues today.

Don't begrudge Cowherd for declining to be interviewed, he's too busy getting ready for NBA TV's John Wall documentary.

"You're really trying to get me fired, aren't you?"