South Park is still on the air? Yaaawn.

Donald Sterling does not approve.

I dunno, he has aged pretty much as expected.

You missed the easiest comparison of all!

You should have seen what happened to the kids of Bannerkill, NY.

Fortunately for the mighty mites, many cheerleaders were on hand to play doctor.

'I am tired of all these laws being enforced! Don't hit your wife? Don't hit your kids? Where does it stop? Should we just say don't hit the terrorists? Should we tell our troops not to hit the insurgents? Or should we let Obama now tell us we aren't allowed to hit little old ladies just because? Our freedoms that are…

Actually, Hispanic. But either way, best get the shootin' iron, Cletus: they're a comin' for your women folk!

"Careful, Joey!"

Yup I've been drinking. Hello Monday...

Yep, it's shocking that a lot of people out there aren't worried 24/7 about race and just choose to live their lives based on love and happiness. In a world so full of anger and hate, the sight of a man and woman sharing a pleasant, happy moment caused you to post a negative comment on a message board. What does that…

What's even more shocking is she's actually half-black, half-Latino, according to her Twitter profile.

winner winner chicken dinner

The Legion of Groom

Shead: Elizabeth, I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. This team has meant so much to me, to us, so I wanted to ask you the question here. Will you...will you let me be your 12th man?

dude covers everything

I dunno why Deadspin didn't just post the actual postgame interview footage:

damn! 3-0 must really suck. I'm sorry Cary would you like to join my buccaneers?