Hahahaha FUCK bayern Munich. What a bunch of sissy bitches.

Speaking of insane, let's talk about Pep post-game.

I think they would respond thusly (embed isn't letting me plug in a start time, so skip to 0:50):

"This is offering up the dim, colorless notion that to have had ideas inflected by race, you must be overcome by some encompassing aura of racist determinism, that you could never find it in your big white heart to say some shit about Johnny Manziel, who is a fantastic shithead, on account of his whiteness."

The team has now changed its name to the Cleveland Buyers Club.

Stop using Emmitt as the escape goat.

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

Criticize all you want, Samer, but the decorative icing depicted Mark Emmert naked, doing the backstroke through an olympic-sized pool of $100 bills and blowing coke off Roger Goodell's freckled ass. Pretty gauche, if you ask me.

To their credit, it was less an enticement and more an apology for recommending the wrong club

Michelle Rodriguez

My first thought was "he must have been a totally hardcore HOCKEY PLAYER growing up!!!!!", but then I realized....well, you know.

Might've been in shock.

Adrenaline works wonders.

And that's why no one wanted to play in the FIBA World Cup. Why risk serious injury for meaningless basketball?

It's not called "elevennis."

Why does a community college need 10 tennis courts?

The next step is the yet-unreached Double Secret DUI.