Forget it. My joke sucked, so here's this:
Forget it. My joke sucked, so here's this:
Breing from Georgia he don't speak English that good no how.
"Say hello to the Virgil of Major League Baseball."
Oh, look! Here is one from his childhood!
Jack White does one hell of a Grumpy Cat impression.
Wow, I thought he only saw the world that way on the football field.
Provocation comes into consideration. Instigation comes into consideration.
Stephen A's thought process right now:
Everybody needs to shut up about this, forgive him, and move on. What we're all forgetting here is that Stephen A. Smith is a BASKETBALL analyst. Ray Rice is a FOOTBALL player. He's not qualified to properly assess this situation.
"So then I was like, yeah, stop talking about it so much! I mean, I'm okay with SOMEzheimer's, but this is ridiculous!"
I suppose next you're gonna tell me there's no Lou Gehrig.
You self-depreciating guys with your crustless sandwiches...
Oooh, la la, Sasson tried to pull a fast one. Now with his free time, he can go do selfie vids in the park.
after being refererred to as 2 Chains, the friend alledgedly replied in the negative, "Im different, yeah Im different"
The complainant went to get a ketchup bottle to squirt Davis, but someone stopped her
Jesus, that's horrible. Everyone knows that if you're going to criticize someone's ass, you should balance it out by leading with the carrot or at least some oats, not by throwing dirt.
I hate living in a country where my worth is still based on whether or not I own a donkey.
Well tops on the fake apologies list is my neighbor Gary with his classic "Sorry I banged your wife, but maybe if your dick wasn't so small?"
It would probably be pretty cathartic to burn your sweatshirt in some sort of healing ceremony, along with a few printed out B/R lists for kindling.
A post from March 2013, aimed at convincing writers of the benefits of all their hard work, contains a video titled "BleacherReport—Writer Development." The opening screen reads "The Benefits of Writing @ B/R," and features four people: