"With that apostrophe, that child will have difficulty fitting in."

SMART FIXER-UPPER AVAILABLE TO RENT/BUY:

Terrible outside, sorta terrible inside, iffy downstairs, creaky upstairs, not so great for entertaining... but OH, THAT UTILITY SERVICE! Are you willing to pay way more than market rate? Just give it a good shot— just one good shot for F*CK'S SAKE!— and it may eventually be…

"Let's name him Brickashaw"

well how about that hotel in atlantic city?

"generic boston hate"

Also not pictured: John Clayton as Salacious Crumb

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and frantically changed the channel.

It was these Fox broadcasters' wookie season.

Thou shalt not quote a Rick Ross verse when Pusha T is on the track.

This one's for all the television shows and movies that I enjoyed over the years. Rest in Peace, James Garner.

I hope they sue the pants off of him.

Who gives a shit if Kluwe made fun of the Ravens radio announcer?

And I made all these "Tickle Monster from the Bubbles" shirts.

So someone made him wear those pants?

What language was used in that block quote?

Rob Ryan: [Walks up to weary traveler]

Rob Ryan Runs...