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Agreed.

Pending Pam's approval.

I have a feeling when I die and go to heaven I'm going to see a pending approval at the gates.

Randazzo: 'I've seen your act before.'

9-1-1? Yes, I'd like to report a crime. A huge hairless brown bear is chasing my cousin with a bow and arrow. My name? Deere, John Deere.

Folks, Cadillac Man will be on cable tonight. In all the discussion this week, this was one of my favorites. Enjoy. Thanks Robin. God bless.

Rob Manfred? Man, sounds like a deuce, y'know, another runner in the night.

Aww goddammit, god-damn, alligator lizards in the air, everywhere.

George Michael rushes to studio to re-record 1991 song as Cowboys and Raiders.

Ha! Thanks for making me laugh today! +1.

Unfortunately he has Robin Williams to kick it with now. Unbelievable.

1st rule Max. You do not talk about fight club.

"Hey pussy, are you still there? Its me, Margaret."

Right now, a select group of people in Anchorage, Alaska, has been running/walking under artificial lighting for more than three days.

Good! Now use the time and make some grandkids for Papi!

Punk ass Bayern coach. No hand shake?

TL, Didn't.. eh just go yell at Reddit.

Occam's Razor postulates its probably Jerry Jones who is Hoover.

Start every day with a smile and get over it.