Brent Grimes' baker definitely knows how to recruit.

Camerman: Then, Tiger, he hauls off and whacks one into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what Tiger says? "Gunga galunga...gunga- gunga lagunga."

Serious ReadersDigestive: Reminded me of Ware at Louisville. Hope he's ok.

Awful.

Hayes: Concussion? SALT PILL!

Kinja embiggens us all.

Nah, there's bug in the wonderful Kinja. Its embiggens all the pics.

Isn't there a young shit Carr playing now?

I've never heard a woman refer to herself as a shit car before but here we are.

Also declined complimentary green eggs and ham.

Meanwhile Ray Rice's fustigations go unpunished.

I know. Its like I was reading somewhere that a giant solar storm missed us two years ago.

Wearing tight, poorly fitting jeans I guess.

That ass was flat as my papers, flat as my papers.

Hey Seth! This is your cousin Scott, Scott McFarlane. You know that hilarious story you were looking for? Well listen to this!

I got into, Gonzaga and Marquette, because the Sharks were so close by.

You must love/hate DC huh. Just like a bad relationship with your smother..I mean mother.

Don't you have a soiree with a pink gorilla to attend Craggs? Let us have our schadenfreude fun.

Minimum wage! I am paid.