Blatter: For future reference, I prefer the burlap sack with the dollar sign on it.

I know. I know. Yeah, me too.

Used to watch Rockford Files with Grandad. +1

Gerry's bet that Rory isn't his? Now at 99%.

Number 2 answer? Rob Ryan sashays.

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3 for 27? She must be a Mets fan.

Stev D! So when did you get paroled? I just assumed..

Something something mega merger something.

Liberal harrumphing? Pfft!

Chick-Fil-A/Chipotle lines are fucking 20 minutes long. Haven't you proletarians ever had chicken or a burrito before?

Chipotle must make the animals watch each other get slaughtered. Mmm, terror burritos.

Where's Poppi? He'll get to the bottom of this.

He has tasted the sweet, sweaty kush-laced nectar that is Rhianna. Actually should allow him to run for state senate.

For anyone else playing the Derek Jeter drinking game, I'm out.

Pendant: "I love you more."

Probably couldn't believe you and your brother Randolph lost all your money on frozen concentrate orange juice futures.

Six! Six months in jail! Ah! Ah! Ahh!

That creepy crowd singing reminds me of the Close Encounters of the Third Kind theme.

Well he should be happy. Apparently Montreal is paying him in sandwiches for every TD.