And I, for one, welcome our new Bro Jackson overlords.

*hits buzzer* Steroids

You can almost see his bulging neck disc.

OPD stands for Ontario Police Department. Which means Lebron is going to Toronto.

Sterling: What did you say your name was?

+1 Fresh Fruit for Rotten Vegetables

Where is commentariat Hit Bull, Win Steak when we need him.

Racist chants? That's a paddlin'.

Wow. I grew up in MD and I remember when he got drafted by DC. I think he had a falling out with the coach. Imagine 14 year old bitching about playing time!

• 2013 charged with illegally finding his thrill on Blueberry Hill.

I remember he turned pro at 16.

Freddie Adu and Greg Oden have got to be the oldest 25 years-olds I've ever seen.

Agreed. Even if the MLS does improve do you think Fox Sports will give a rats ass after American football starts?

Good point. US college age soccer players are almost as screwed as US college age basketball players

Indeed! Burnt my eyebrows!

I don't think the question is the MLS integrity, I think it will be getting support for MLS in a longer season. You think Fox Sports will give a rats ass after American football starts?

She totally let me hold her hand!

Josh Gordon is watching you masturbate..intoxicated.

German grammar Nazis? Must have been awful in those conjugation camps.

Ich Bin Ein Mellencamp