Care to elaborate on your Zoo description, Grand Wizard?

*giggles* See you at recess.

Po: Do you hear the grasshopper which is on your shoulder?

Low hanging fruit. Staple crop of DS. Guten tag my friend.

Dies ist Deadspin, nicht SB Nation.

After France surrendered that goal to Germany I knew it was over.

Oh Ann Coulter, we'd all love to fuck you right in the pussy but we have to move on.

Samer:

Putos!

We left Landon Donovan off the roster for Michael fucking Bradley? Okay playa.

Is anybody keeping track of the number of shots by Belgium? I've lost track. Holy shit.

17 shots to 3? Carmelo might want to speak with Belgium.

Hey, use a "Z" in your words when you speak down to us!

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking, drinking, amphetamines, glue, acid, etc.

We need a timeout, I mean a "hydration break".

Hmm. I never thought about that. I'll have to talk to Adam Silver before I render judgement.

It was a boaking accident.

I like white people. Didn't you see Chris Rock on the BET awards last night?

Child support? Un! Na na na na!

Was told he had a shot a the title.