I have a Republican friend (I know, but I’ve known him since 1st grade) who is absolutely convinced that somewhere there are women using abortion as their only means of birth control, and so he’s against abortion because he doesn’t think that’s right. Oh, and he doesn’t see why his taxes should go for all these…

Really?  Worse than the generation of Henry VIII and Torquemada?

He probably is, but I’d enjoy watching Ted Cruz trying to take on my sister.  She’d wipe the floor with him.  He’s loud and fights dirty, but she’s smart and she’s also a Colonel in the Air Force and doesn’t tolerate fools.

If my sister is correct (she’s a doctor but not a gyn, but her oldest is 8 weeks pregnant so she cares at the moment) they can tell the gender of the fetus at 10 weeks via a blood test.

Always the best choice.

I’m saying communism is not and never will be an economic system that in the pure Marx and Engels designed form will ever work in any society that relies on people to always be their better selves. It would never work in the US in the authoritarian version that the former Soviet Union called communism, because Lenin…

Their view of the standard woman seeking an abortion is: 1) slutty, 2) using abortion as her only means of birth control, 3) possibly a prostitute, 4) under age and in high school, 5) if raped, then she was asking for it (see #1), 6) not like them or anyone related to them, who if they get pregnant are allowed an…

Hey now! That’s my local paper. It has two pages of comics. Used to be three but they shrunk them down to fit on two. Try finding a paper with more comics in the entire country. You’re right that they’re no longer “liberal media”, but try convincing anyone who isn’t liberal and doesn’t live in this area of that. I…

...and that audio recordings submitted by Depp were impartial—often beginning and ending “in the middle of a sentence,” and modified in June 2016, nearly a year after they were created in September 2015.

Wait until they get to hell and find out that God’s sense of humor does have a limit after all.

They could get their breeding machines from the girl children who are wanted and actually born. Though on the other hand, children who are wanted and treated that way from birth tend to think more of themselves than children who are unwanted and/or enter the foster system where they might have good or bad experiences,…

It seems to me that these people don’t value women or believe they have the intelligence to make the best decisions for themselves. Since they have such a low opinion of women, I wonder what they would think of a clause in which female fetuses could be aborted but male fetuses could not.  I bet that would thrill them…

I’d be sad if he left; I like Kenan.

If it looked like the picture, I think the turbine car would have a niche market of people who took one look at it and thought “the Batmobile!” They would have to have been people who were fans of the original tv series, like me and my friend Chris, who played Batman and Robin all the time. We wouldn’t have been old…

Well, there’s borderline camel toe, which is easily ignorable, and then there’s what I was looking at, which was what her gynecologist would see. And they wouldn’t have been really tight, because then the fabric would have been stretched and all of the outlines would have been squashed down and invisible. I’m not sure…

It’s hot out. Longer, looser shorts are cooler and more comfortable. And I once spent a yoga class having to keep my gaze directed at the floor to avoid the vision of the vulva of the woman in front of me, who was wearing yoga pants, but yoga pants that were tight (?) and that was WAY more than I wanted to know about…

Josh Hawley on manhood?  Oh, man.  So many jokes, so little time.

There’s a chrome extension called Detrumpify that does that.  It may also replace pictures of offensive members of that administration with puppies, but I’m not sure.  I’ve got something that does that, and my guess is that it’s that one.  Much more pleasant than the original pictures.

I don’t understand how they manage to make me hate them more and more.  Every day I think I hate them as much as I can hate anyone, and then they open their mouths again.  “Oh, hey, this time let’s make kids go hungry!”  “Yeah!  That’ll teach ‘em!”

As though if a man is beating his wife he’s not beating the kids too.  And probably the animals.  Yeah, let’s keep all the vulnerable people where they’re likely to get hurt and taught that there’s nothing they can do to get out or get away from the danger, because learned helplessness is so much fun to both live with…