Really, the next time I care about what this dipshit says about anything will be the first time I care.  Go away, Gaetz.  It’s almost time for junior high to get out for the day; your next girlfriend is probably just about ready to get on the bus.  Maybe you can drive her home instead.

Some people can’t use condoms.  People who are allergic to latex can’t use regular condoms, and people who are allergic to the ingredients in lubes can’t use anything lubricated.  People who are allergic to spermicides can’t use condoms with spermicide... I know that more people can use condoms than can’t, but there’s…

But I think the rot has been there all along. People were just deluded (and lied to) regarding how exceptional the US was.

Only before the war, though. Once the war started, the fascist group lost numbers very quickly. There are always people who think authoritarianism is the way to go; they are always wrong, but they exist. They’re the ones who think Mussolini making the trains run on time beats civil liberties. I’d rather be able to…

Probably not.  I wouldn’t have sex with a Republican anyway.

And we did it to ourselves!? Or more precisely... well, now I have to sit here and go back a bit, but as I go back further and further, I land on the duo of Lee Atwater and Newt Gingrich, both of whom made it not only okay, but also cool and fashionable to be evil bastards who don’t play by the rules because they…

A chauffeur and a bed. You laugh? I don’t live near public transportation and I wake up at 4:45. I need those extra minutes.

How in the name of dog is surgical intervention to remove a placenta after the fetus has already been painfully ejected in a forced birth any kind of abortion?  The placenta is only there to nurture a fetus that is no longer in the body, and until she delivers the placenta she can bleed to death.  What the fuck?

Yeah, that leg tape is exactly what I want on my body. “See, this part here is called the saddlebag, and this part is the fat inner thigh area that rubs together when I walk.  I used tape to make sure those parts stand out.”

That’s clever.  Thanks for passing that along!  I’d completely forgotten about saran wrap as something to use in the microwave.

This was back in the mid-80s, when we would just have been labelled complainers and told not to listen to private phone calls. I was at an office party at this company and this guy kissed me (different guy), totally unwanted, completely out of the blue, utterly bizarre. I went to HR then and I was told to stay away…

Don’t forget the lactation rooms for 4th, 5th, and 6th graders who need to pump milk.  Can they get out of gym to pump milk, or do they have to do it during recess?

I knew a guy like this once.  He was very attractive... until he opened his mouth and revealed himself to be one of the most revolting people on the planet.  He was in a different office and worked on a different project than me, and I said to some of the women who were there how cute he was, and they said sure, but…

ONLY 52 girls under the age of 14 got an abortion? ONLY? I’d have a rage stroke if I hadn’t blown out all the veins in my head already. I get the Post at home, and I don’t bother with McArdle. She’s always either wrong or stupid, and on some days she’s both. Waste of my time.

I go back and forth between “I hate these people” and “these people make me so tired”.

Abortion, guns, and getting right wing nutjobs out of the government ARE the issues of this election.

Oh, I wasn’t saying don’t make their lives miserable! I’m all for making their lives miserable, from protesting outside of their houses (as long as we leave kids out of it; kids don’t get a choice in their parents) to putting itching powder in their sheets, to wishing them infected boils in sensitive places. There’s a…

I think that’s backwards.  A traumatic event happens, which may be physical or emotional or both, and sometimes the memory of that trauma is carried in the body or mind as PTSD.  I’ve had PTSD, but my body didn’t do it to me.

My former fiance and I split up because I wanted to elope and he wanted an intimate wedding for 300 of his closest friends. I wasn’t willing to have my entire family together in one room. I refuse to be responsible for nuclear winter.

As we saw during the worst of the pandemic, when restaurants, etc. go out of business, the ones who suffer are the employees. Let’s all concentrate on having the fucking religious fuckfaces themselves decide to quit their lifetime appointments to jobs they weren’t as qualified for as anyone but they themselves (and…