Jesus. I had a daughter that was still born at 36 weeks almost exactly 11 years ago. At the time I was working in the media (not on Reali’s scale, but I covered local news and had a talk show that was fairly well-rated) and the pregnancy impending fatherhood had become part of the regular conversation during our…

sure is dusty in my office today...

Weird. He only averaged .5 steals a game.

So many weird things about this story:
1) There was $100,000 just lying around in that house.
2) There’s a Lebanese basketball team called “Champville SC.”
3) The Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

I don’t mean to sound like Bill Simmons, but could a “3-teamer” send #2 to San Antonio (gotta be Doncic), Kawhi to the Lakers, and 2 or 3 pieces between Ball, Kuzma, Ingram, and Randle to Sacramento? Who says no?

In a separate, but unrelated report, Kevin Durant is now said to be interested in LA as well

Stan Van Gundy looks like a guy running a bootleg Tony Robbins motivational seminar in an airport Radisson somewhere.

I just don’t buy it. Donçic has been widely hyped as a top-two pick for a solid year, he responds by winning a title and MVP at 19, and his draft stock has somehow dropped as soon as his season ends? I’m supposed to believe that a front office of *Vlade and Peja*, of all people, is gonna pass on the so-called greatest…

You’ll still count as a rookie after your gap year.

Sometimes two.

I hear they give you a full year off in Philadelphia.

This is what happens when you let women drive.

They lost to Trinidad & Tobago

“I had an OK time, but my trainer still isn’t allowed to give me my kelp scalp treatments & hydrogen-ion smoothies in the facility, so I’m super bummed,” one anonymous player said.

“The history stuff was pretty fun. It was cool to see what football was like in 1969. Ha. I said 69,” said one player who requested ‘anonymtitties’

I’ll always have a soft spot for Boykins because once I was at a Warriors game when he hit a buzzer-beating 3-pt to put the Warriors over 100 points in a losing effort to ensure that all ticketholders got a free chalupa from Taco Bell. I didn’t actually redeem the chalupa, because who has time for that nonsense, but…

It’s like if AWESOM-O came up with NBA trade scenarios instead of Adam Sandler movies.

If LeBron’s goal was just to beat expectations by joining the shittiest team possible and making them less shitty, why would he ever leave Cleveland?

He’s Tony Allen who landed in a dream scenario. Draymond will make the HoF and be the guy every opponent wants to shoot the ball.

I love shit talking, dickhead Draymond Green.
Yes, LeBron is the absolute best basketball player on Earth (probably ever) and would absolutely kill Green one on one. Yes, James has great career achievements (including the non-measured dragging a bunch of dead ass players to the 2018 finals). But everyone (mostly)…