You had a non-contact tibial plateau fracture? Are you post menopausal? Jesus, eat some calcium. 

It looked like his knee traveled.

Sure, you love the basketballs, but let me tell you about another man who “opted out” on a Friday, came back on a Sunday, and met with his followers.

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

Unfortunately, I think the only thing that can challenge the god forsaken warriors is the luxury tax.

Signs to Golden State for one year and plays for the minimum. They go 98-0. Basketball Knowers and Take Havers die of mass, collective stroke.

Sounds like you passed the second interview with that comment. I'm legitimately surprised that they didn't take that as signing the contract. (No sarcasm) 

I was offered a job here last summer. When I read the contract, I decided to ghost them (it basically said anyone can harass anyone, the justification being the sewer like comments users leave on their posts, but the protection blatantly extended to employees themselves harassing each other).

Another Deadspin article just trying to capitalize on this guy’s success by reporting horrible things he said in public and on tape! You guys really need to stop being so jealous of that group and their incel fans. It's getting embarrassing! 

“Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

“See it’s okay because I’m also physically repulsive.”

“After Hours with Stephen A. Smith” is the worst idea for a television show, and exactly what this country needs right now.

Wait: no one drafted LiAngelo Ball?

Obligatory:

That is a normal immigration policy. Move on, find a new slant.

Speaking of the good old days, I remember when the wives of NBA executives used burner accounts to tweet their complete fucking nonsense.

Or perhaps when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor...

It’s been less than 100 years since Nazis literally tried to destroy your country, you feckless asswipe. Your father probably fought in the war! Kindly fuck off forever.

On the bright side, this display of antisemitism lacks teeth.