yeah, my toddlers were 100% supervised 100% of the time at the pool. Sounds obvious, but some don’t do it. The little guys can drown in, like, 6 inches of water. Hopefully you’ll get to where you can supervise without anxiety.

Ban anyone who cracks a joke.

They are living the nightmare of every parent with a young child. I am so sorry for them.

Damn. I can’t even imagine the pain of having to bury your child.

Back in his draft year, Magic said that Dray was the best team player in that class, and it’s being proved not to just be one Spartan backing up another. Too soon?

UD wishes he was a third as good as Dray.

Can I just point out that the Warriors are 3-1 in the last four trips to the Finals? I think LeBron needs to stay in Cleveland because it seems like history shows that the Cavs are about to win three in a row now.

Klay well probably also help make that situation work. He doesn’t seem to care that much about money, probably because his dad played in the NBA, so he had plenty.

The Warriors or Cavs (ha) should say “damn, we were going to come.” Then Trump will be all like “These young men are patriots. Invite is back on.” Then the Warriors or Cavs should just send a shirtless JR Smith to dribble out the rest of the term.

I earn my brown stripes through poor diet and too much booze.

It actually doesn’t impact that at all when you realize that the Browns spend most of the game with their heads shoved up their own asses.

I forget where I recently heard this - but apparently helmet stripes also have a utilitarian purpose. It allows coaches reviewing film (I’m assuming from an all 22 type angle) to see which way a player is facing - as the stripe stops at the face mask.

Has to be right as he’s doing it, otherwise he won’t understand why he’s being punished.

Rub his nose in it, otherwise he’ll never learn.

Big-collar crime.

So, if Colangelo were to somehow be arrested for this, would it be, like, a normal collar?

Also, Wayne Gretzky never won a single Super Bowl. Talk about a lack of grit.

I’ve lived all over the world. Corruption knows no skin color.

I like that you think institutions run by women and minorities will also be without corruption and greed. Naivete is very cute.

That’s coal-blooded.