DetroitDumbGuyBarry Petchesky

Honestly, the best thing Cleveland could probably do is just let Curry keep shooting and hope he reverts to normal Curry. Golden State’s OEff is like 135 whenever anyone else ends the possession and only about 115 for Curry because Steph is turning the ball over, not getting good looks at the rim, and not getting to…

I think this was the game 2 we all expected after JR pissed away Cleveland’s chances of stealing game 1...

More like A2M, amirite?

Jesus, I’m dumb haha. I didn’t realize you replied to your own comment with clarification, and thought someone else was being snarky and dumb. My baaaaad.

Everyone wants to blame this on J.R., but they’re forgetting about the Cav who took a poor defensive risk at the end of Q2, leaving Curry open for the 30 foot 3 pointer that he buried at the buzzer... Oh wait... that was J.R. too? never mind...

The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

That’s almost as cool as the Steve Kerr/Robert Horry championship streak.

Still has that first step....

That full court pressure D is just mean.

So at this point, real-life LeBron basically has to become as good as Movie Jordan?

Nobody’s commenting on how this Finals marks the true end of an era - James Jones is not playing in June for the first time since 2009.

Community building between schools? I’m not sure you’ve ever been to a high school football or basketball game.

Have a star for not making the obvious joke involving a headbutt and still being funny.

In the end, soccer is a fun distraction, but he felt that he needed to devote more time into running LexCorp.

Zidane must have really felt like he was banging his head against the players in that locker room.

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

Coming soon: “5 Ways the Colangelo burners embody the Ride or Die spirit of the Fast and Furious crew”

This is such BS. I’ve worked with Colangelo. He would never do this. Would a man with such normal collars even think to do this? He’s a class act.

Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.