Sure, typical Deadspin bullshit. Embiid dunks on a dude in a park and he’s a fucking hero.
Meanwhile, Richie Incognito attempts to tackle a dude at 24hour Fitness and he’s, “Mentally unstable.”

That dude should be a CEO, he’d fit right in with the culture. Golden State was his golden parachute.

I mewed a lot about James early in his career. It took me far too long to realize that actually I am a stupid idiot with some real bad ideas about things.

He has a point: that wuss Gordon Hayward would’ve played this year if he had used Gold Bond to re-attach his foot to his body and then rubbed some Icy Hot into it.

Everyone switches -> Iso ball -> max effort -> x100 -> fatigue -> great teams playing like trash fire

“Dykstra’s attorney, Curt Schilling, was quoted as saying, “I look forward to proving my client’s nolo contendrence in a court of law opinion, and I will be collecting food and blankets for Nails in an old truck and driving it to the side of the road somewhere in the middle of Delaware. My license plate will be…

Jesus, he looks like shit.

A bag of heroin short of the cycle.

Went through airport security at BWI with Hochuli a few years ago. He was pulled aside for additional screening bc he had multiple laptops in his bag.

I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone that it all started going downhill for Boston when Lauren Theisen referred to them as the ‘Tics.

Well obviously they need a few hundred million in tax dollars to build a new dirt oval.

Boston is a city of notable Irish history. The Irish potato famine ended in 1852.

I know this may sound crazy... but a car and a horse are two different things.

You should. Wendy’s twitter account is actually pretty funny

The Warriors are unstoppable after game 1, can’t win it unless Curry steps up after game 2. Got it. After Game 3, will the post be about how they need Tim Hardaway back?

Sadly, the only reason I don’t think this could happen is because North Korea doesn’t have real internet.

Weird... when I read this, I thought for sure it said:

Very Fortunate Mike Budenholzer Gets to Coach LAURELs.

I can get an 8 pack of hot dogs at Kroger for 2.50, boil them all for a week’s worth of provisions, and then let the hotdog water ferment for a couplefew months and end up with a potent and tasty beverage just in time for October baseball. All I’m sayin’ is if you’re spending good money’ for your hot dog liquor,…

Seconded.

What the hell? You don’t pay close attention to baseball for a few summers and suddenly Robinson Cano is 35.