He scored 30 points after that, and they were tied at halftime. You are a moron.

To answer your screen name, apparently, quite good.

For more analysis, we now go live to a bunch of lawyers with too much free time on their hands: the entire Deadspin commentariat.

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

Any word on when Ichiro will begin to look like an old lesbian?

A buddy of mine had to do some stupid shit when he was rushing his frat, but it wasn’t horrifically traumatic or anything, and he points to it as how he met the woman he ended up marrying

“They never call it the hazing either, they always say ‘the event’ or ‘what happened in the summer’

They just need to actualize their weakness.

Which step in The Process is having two 1st pick overall point guards with horribly broken jump shots? I seem to have lost my flowchart.

Defense lawyer here. At a grand jury proceeding there is no rules of evidence and no defense attorney. It’s a closed door proceeding. Ever heard the phrase, “you can indict a ham sandwhich?” It basically means that a prosecutor can get an indictment behind closed doors on anyone for anything. So it has no…

Rovell just overlooks the fact that the most important percentage in having your wife open her own business is the percentage of time you now get to spend away from her.

How much time do you think Rovell will spend over the next few years checking every day to see if this shop shuts down so he can tweet out a “I told you so” message?

How many assists did Roomba have?

the worst part of that is that the Raptors didn’t even exist when he was born.

Really impressed with Cedi Osman’s ability to make fun of himself, since I’m assuming that’s actually him and not Pete Davidson.

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

Hayward or Kyrie.

I blame the parents for letting their kids be so into video games. When I become a parent, I’m sure I’ll end up buying my kids a console, but they won’t be able to play it for more than an hour at a time and they’ll be forced to be active in all kinds of sports! And while they’re outside playing or at practice, I will…

In closing, we only have about 3 weeks left

Just like every other shitass fan, talking shit and writing checks they know the players won’t make them cash. We are way overdue for another Malice at the Palace.