After typing in that “Jets” tag, he might have started wishing he hadn’t gotten rid of the “franchise” one.

I think I finally understand neo-capitalism.

He traveled.

we’ll update with his condition, but it’s safe to assume he’s got a concussion at the very least.

Kids. In my day we’d just try Collin.

It’d be cool to see more of him.

I feel like you’re part of a TINY minority, having served a mission and also being a Deadspin reader/commenter. How do you feel about the general agnosticism among most of the rest of us? Or maybe the better way to ask what I’m trying to get at is, how does the way (most of) the commentariat expresses that agnosticism…

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

Just think, due to our fine president’s willingness to confront a shooter, the next great QB may be able to call Trump University his alma mater.

We get it man, you went to college. Stop rubbing it in our faces.

I’m not sure John Calipari can afford to pay both freshmen and sophomores.

We’re headed to a point where this is going to be a huge competitive advantage for California teams. The Chiefs already got absolutely fleeced by the Rams because Clark Hunt’s silver spoon ass couldn’t stand the heat of a bunch of backwoods types who were angry about Marcus Peters.

Can.

It was unclear exactly what was left on the voicemail due to Berman’s Mumblin’, Bumblin’, and Stumblin’.

The internet is so hilarious: put up a blog post praising the precociousness of a young team and cautioning against unreasonably high expectations—expectations, not hopes—and you’ll get fans of that team coming for you weeks later when the team goes on a run.

The answer to both those questions is obviously “The future.”

I’m sure you do too

“We don’t need any more assholes kneeling during the anthem or being capable of forming an opinion or voting or any of that radical bullshit.”

I think Goodell honestly just wants to know which of the two he should invest in.

“the greatest basketball player ever not to play college hoops...”

*waits for Kobe fans to get triggered*