The NCAA: Putting an End to Your Never Ending Pasta Bowl

It’s nice to see Michigan State really cracking down on the problems in their athletic department

Most awkward installment of Let’s Remember Some Guys ever.

Will this parade take place before or after Adolf Tweetler’s parade?

It’s overwhelmingly sad that teachers have to become bodyguards at schools.

See, that sort of stuff sounds like the job of a specific manager, while Divac prefers to just, ya know, manage more generally.

Aron Bynes got dunked on.

This is the kind of dude who has absolutely WRECKED an Arby’s Bathroom and then walks out and complains to the manager that it was like that when he walked in and what kind of lazy people do they have working here anyways.

Shot:

You don’t have to be a neo-Nazi to appreciate a lame AIDS joke.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Fuck you and your attempts at censorship.

Perhaps Magic could AID in his development

Asked yesterday if he would waive his no-trade clause, LeBron said:

will someone please take the controller out of dan gilbert’s hands?

Kyrie Iriving’s laughter could be heard echoing off the great ice walls at the edge of all things.