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Using Chris Thompson’s logic here on Deadspin: “Lebron James played 43 minutes and had a +/- of minus (-) 2. In the 5 minutes Lebron left the game, the Cavs were +6, which allowed them to win a game by 4 points. We all need to ask ourselves, are the Cavs really better with Lebron?”

Citing plus-minus from a single game is pretty silly. Deadspin is better than that.

Finally, Joe Flacco can be elite.

Baker Mayfield is the Anthony Bennett of this draft, except he’s got an obsession with drinking instead of eating.

Something tells me there’s a better chance of Barron Trump turning into society’s next iteration of Logan Paul.

A more pressing issue is the number of middle-aged men who buy authentic jerseys ($300!) with the names of 25-year olds on the back, and wear them around in actual, public places. Please write a sequel, Dom, and tell me the point!

Because Pittsburgh doesn’t have an NBA team.

“Well, Bob, I play horrific defense so Rodney Hood and Jordan Clarkson don’t have to.”

I heard a sound at the start of the game. Sounded like my grandma’s creaky bones. Realized it was Jose Calderon starting at point guard tonight.

Cavs fan here. Praying we win the draft lotto, so we can get Kawhi Leonard.

“Shouldn’t this thug already be locked up for his drug offenses?”

I’m a Cavs fan. My brother-in-law is a Pacers season ticket holder. He is giving me his Game 6 tickets in Indy so I can watch Lebron’s last game in a Cavs uniform.

Lebron stoppers are the weirdest players, and only two of them exist:

“Go back to Mexico!”

The classic Lebron “crab dribble.”

The Bengals needed to play at Buffalo so Andy Dalton could get the hero’s welcome and wildcard playoff parade he truly deserves from Bills fans.

I wonder where he will play when he hits free agency and leaves Utah in 3 more seasons!

He lacks grit, though.

This just in... The Purdue Engineering School is developing an elbow brace to cure STDs!

Glad the Cavs signed that ball of raw cookie dough, Kendrick Perkins.