Thanks for the comment. Coach Debs asked me a few times if I wanted to play tight end during the fall (I’m white), which I found confusing because the team was already really good.

I played hoops at Case Western in Cleveland, and we were in the same conference as Brandeis. They had some very good teams over those years... but that dude was definitely an asshole. Glad it’s getting sorted out.

You beat me to it. Came to make the same joke. Did we just become best friends?!

Thanks for bringing this up. I ALWAYS use this story when I’m think of “bird in the hand” scenarios.

Oh, yeah? I’m 33 and I ate an entire Jack’s pizza for dinner tonight.

Said this in the previous Nova article. Donte DiVincenzo looks like a guy Greg Popovich could turn into a $15MM per year player. He’s like Danny Green with pretty sick handles.

I want to comment and defend The Sandlot, but my choice in username really reveals my bias.

John Gruden would watch one play on repeat...

My biggest takeaways from watching this game were: 1) Jalen Brunson is destined for a career in Europe (or the G League); 2) Mikal Bridges looks like a perfect 3-and-D NBA player (e.g. Otto Porter Jr.); and 3) Donte DiVincenezo is the sort of person Greg Popovich would turn into a $15MM/year NBA player... he’s like…

Trey Parker and Matt Stone did a documentary about how much Shaq got paid in college. Here is an excerpt.

How much do we think Ben Simmons was paid at LSU?

He traveled.

I’ve been doing some analytics for a minor league baseball team, and it’s fascinating how little season ticket holders spend on concessions & merchandise per game versus fans who are there once per season.

I figured it out. I used to live in Indiana. Matt Painter and Jared Fogle have the same head shape.

In other news, Matt Painter still looks kind of like a kiddie porn aficionado. Am I the only one that is skeptical of him? Maybe it’s the shape of his eyes?

Marquese Chriss should go play tight end in the NFL.

Every year (minus this one) I name my March Madness bracket “Tom’s Creaned Jeans.” Wish this glorious news was announced one day earlier. “Sean Miller’s Sweaty Ass $100k Suit Jacket” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

My life will be complete if I ever get to turn on my television and see Sean Miller as the defendant in a trial by jury. No way anyone this sweaty is ever innocent, right?

Oh, Philly fans. Win a Super Bowl and can’t stop complaining.

While the combine numbers are sweet, the guy legitimately rolled Auburn in their bowl game this year. I can’t wait to see if he can start in the NFL.