How is it that in the header image all these women look the same? Even the black woman! It’s like they all contoured and highlighted together, or used the same make-up artist who only knows one style of make-up. 

So being a female Christian influencer means being made up like a beauty contestant and sexualizing yourself performing mundane tasks like eating donuts, laughing, and sitting in a car?

What really strikes me about that photo is how bloated Trump looks. That is not a healthy looking man. I hope Satan calls his boy home soon. #NaturalCauses2020

For the last time, whether you’re really good at basketball, or making movies, or beloved family sitcoms, or cooking food, or comedy, you still don’t get to rape someone. And if you do, people might bring it up.

As a fellow Warren supporter, this is the correct take. I don’t doubt that Bernie made remarks about the electability of a woman candidate, because he was probably saying what we’ve all thought in the wake of 2016: wait, is this country too sexist to elect a woman? I personally believe it isn’t, which is part of why I…

Obama gave eight years of his life in the most thankless job there is and we, the United States voters, chose to reward his legacy by electing a racist clown.

Black Hole 2020

I like how he puts ‘stupid’ in both parentheses and brackets, I was wondering what ‘dumb’ meant but he didn’t make me wait long for an answer!

What? How could anything ever top this?

Yeah. I actually liked him more as I read down through his tweets. So that kinda backfired.

Nah,  she 26!

Coincidentally, the phrase “he felt it move when he tugged” is found in over 90% of Cap Thor slashfic. At the risk of ruining the innuendo with a relevant Joss Whedon reference, the hammer is his penis.

I propose the belief that gun laws are impossible so we shouldn’t even try is related to what’s “deeply wrong with Americans.”

Or he’ll show Thanos a clip from Mac and Me, Thanos will stand there wondering what the fuck he just watched, and then everybody kicks the shit outta Thanos.

I think you misinterpreted what Killmonger was right about. Killmonger was right that them being isolationist was selfish and likely had led to many atrocities that could have been prevented. He was right that their closed borders that protected them, were morally wrong because they could open their borders and help…

“In this climate, who would challenge someone with a beard exposing their penis in a women’s changing room?”

If the intent of the original framers of the Constitution still held sway Clarence Thomas would still be livestock.

She paid $233 WITH INSURANCE? I’m flabberghasted at how utterly FUCKED the system is at perceiving who is committing which crimes in this story!

Yeah, this was not the face of “I was just trying to calm things down”. This is the face of a jackass who thinks he’s always right because his parents have always told him that he’s always right and better than those people.  

im hungarian, i wanna put that chicken in paprikash. :P

in a related story, when she says “its delicious” at the end, im pretty sure she can write that off on her taxes as a charitable donation.