I made a thing.

Used to be able to hunt megafauna in central Europe around the LGM. In today’s climate, simply not possible. 

Truth. I and the women in my life routinely use “it’s fine” as a phrase that means “it’s absolutely not fine, but it’s not worth the drama that the truth will bring up.”

And they’re still going to come out of all of this believing they’re the victims.

‘I’m a very famous person, unfortunately.’

Donald Trump saying that “facts don’t matter” to Democrats is hilarious, though. I can only imagine his next tweet:

I am so fucking tired of thinking these people have anything of value to offer to solve any issue facing us. Truly we have one party in this country and one group of corrupt fuckwits I wouldn’t trust to make ice.

I’m more a fan of pop art.

“these were 3,000 incredible people. We never will let this happen again.”

You have done a great disservice to Heath Ledger/Patrick Verona here, and I will not stand for it!

When the dark Lord Voldemort split his soul into horcruxes, his physical appearance deteriorated as well.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

Are people not allowed to be civil and even kind to whom they disagree with anymore?

For more than 20 minutes a tired, dejected Sanders dodged, dipped, ducked, dove, and dodged away from actually responding to question after question

“Screw you.”

“Um, actually, the worst demographic change to happen to North America happened about 15,000-20,000 years ago.”

The worst demographic change to happen to North America was about 500 years ago. Someone should let her know what happened then.

“I don’t feel so good,” mutters Corporal Peter Parker as he puts the whisky bottle he used to wash down the fentanyl on the coffee table in front of him. He has to self medicate because the Republicans have defunded the VA and the chronic pain and PTSD he suffers from isn’t getting treated.