My husband and I saw this in the theater because what we wanted to see was sold out. I’d recently seen something going around the internet inserting SLJ’s usual vocabulary into the Star Wars prequel script. So part way into this speech, I turned to my husband and said “Yoda told you no motherfucker!”

I kept waiting for the part where it says she’s only 37 years old...

I ugly-sobbed at the end of My Dog Skip in the theater, earning lots of weird looks from kids and parents as they walked by. My husband and I had a jack russell at the time who looked a lot like Skip. Clearly even the bittersweet ending was too much for me.

This should happen outside whatever sewer grate Stephen Miller crawls out of each morning.

“Carlson, making his trademark ‘watching two dogs in full 69 at a distance’ face”

N.K. Jemisin’s books are great and her Broken Earth trilogy is heading to tv -

A lesbian couple who live near me got married after our state passed gay marriage. They also just voted for this piece of crap. Can’t wait to ask what they think about this!

One person has me sign the list of registered voters and announces my party, then another person assigns me a ballot and number, then a third person marks my number in their records. So, in their partial defense, the yelling happens when they can’t hear each other. There’s also a person helping to scan the ballot, and…

Primary election rules vary by state. I think some let you vote for any one, any party. Others, like mine, give you a ballot for the party you’re registered for. We aren’t given cards but the little old ladies working my precinct yell out my party so I”m given the correct ballot. So I can tell by my ballet number how…

oops - missed the “had” :)

Hope you’re better soon!

I briefly considered googling inguinal hernia...but didn’t.

starring for proper inclusion of the exclamation point after “Sad”

Number 5 sounds like a passage from a book my former co-worker planned to write. A book about a man addicted to porn. A book that would require said co-worker to visit the local strip club/sex toy shop so he could “do research”.